Posts tagged lol

Posted 3 days ago

I just found this in my phone. My brother didn’t have the sense to tell me to get out of a glare, apparently. Lol this is his idea of a good photo.

Posted 6 days ago

My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted 1 week ago
Got a nickel? For my dickel?
Steph (via dannisaurusrex)
Posted 2 weeks ago

Happy Mothers’ Day to the most adorable cat-faced mom EVER. 

No arguing. My mom is the cutest mom you’ve ever seen.

RIGHT?!

Posted 3 weeks ago

There’s a crack in my timeline. Fuck. 

Posted 3 weeks ago

My sister and I were thinking about which True Life episodes we’d be on. We came up with a few:

  • True Life: I Hate Flossing
  • True Life: I’m Addicted to Pink Backpacks
  • True Life: I’m a Fangirl

Posted 3 weeks ago

I ordered a medium….was charged for a medium….this doesn’t look like a medium…

Posted 3 weeks ago

I answered a video call from my sister and this is the first thing I see.

Posted 1 month ago

My younger sister has the iPhone.

My phone is officially the oldest phone in this family.

Fuck.

Posted 1 month ago

All I want to do is cross my legs and sleep on my stomach.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

Posted 1 month ago

Would it be narcissistic of me to say that I think my twin sister is cute? Pretty? Beautiful? Downright gorgeous?

Lol disregard the last three.

But that was my first thought when I woke up this morning.

Posted 1 month ago
Got a nickel? For my dickel?
Steph
Posted 1 month ago

Chibi vaseline! Only enough for one virgin.

Posted 1 month ago

Breakdown of the woman shitting on Market St.

I shall put in a read more, because I’ll be pretty frank and graphic.

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Posted 1 month ago
  1. Joyce: Tell your mom to come home and take a shot!
  2. Me: Joyce says to come home and take a shot with us.
  3. Mom: ....come home and take a shower with you?
  4. Me: ....yes.